May 2013
ayeleesh:
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
turn ons: free shipping
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
giving someone a boner is the most satisfying simple pleasure life can offer
eighteensteps:
When you’re invited back to someone’s house and then they say ‘do you like dogs?’
fuckyeahsimsmeme:
Found here: http://cheezburger.com/7471042560
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
whorville:
I’m trying to get back to my original weight of 6 pounds and 11 ounces
smathmouth:
seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
conor-cymex:
mydogsnokes:
i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
otomuragakuya:
a sentence will always look like poetry
if you hit enter a lot
solubility:
the hole in my heart can only be filled by a #2 pencil. Do not use a mechanical pencil. Do not leave any stray marks.
